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And now.... NCBS - the New California Broadcast System presents live from Studio 60 on the Boneyard Strip.... The first heat in the Miss Wasteland Contest... Miss Southern California; and now here's your hosts, Chariman Benny and Agent C
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Tandi
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Sally
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Jain
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Sinthia
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Nicole
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Katja
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Isn't she lovely?
TALK - Agent C and Benny discuss the contestants....
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Welcome to all of you joining us from home in the Greater Wasteland... I am of course Agent C, and joining me here for this prestigous event is none other than Benny, formerly of the Tops Hotel and Casino... Hello to you Benny.

Benny All Roads
Ring-A-Ding-Ding baby


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And we're here to officate the first annual Miss and Mister Wasteland competitions. This week, we'll look to the hottest babes from Southern California and crown ourselves a young miss to represent the region at the Miss Wasteland final at the Tops Hotel and Casino in a few months time


Benny All Roads
You know its tops!


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I would talk more but they're starting the show... Coming down the catwalk is the youngest of our contestants... She says one day she wants to grow up and be President (of what I don't know)... From Shady Sands its Tandi. What's your take Benny?


Benny All Roads
There's no doubt that she has that girl next foor look... However will our judges risk looking like a dirty old man by voting for her? That said, she is kinda hawt, in a dirty old man kinda way.


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A very good point. Following her is the first of our "Affirmative action" contestants, from the ruins of Bakersfield its Sally


Benny All Roads
Now, its easy to rule out Sally because her skin is green... But just look at those CANS! they are 100% real I promise you that.


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Um, maybe want to calm down a bit there Benny? This is a family show.


Benny All Roads
Sorry,


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Up next, she says she's looking for her master, its Jain


Benny All Roads
Ho-ho, I wonder what she has under THAT robe.


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We can but wonder... Following her is Miss Junktown, Sinthia the Sellbabe


Benny All Roads
With Sinthia, you get what you pay for, I can attest to that.


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Benny, chill! Time now for the first of our local contestants, its Nicole!


Benny All Roads
Meh. Mohawks don't do it for me. Bring back Sally!


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And Lastly Katja the Scavenger


Benny All Roads
Great, another mohawk... But wow, she is flexible, that gives me a few ideas.


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Benny, there are kids watching!


Benny All Roads
And by that I mean she must be good at Gymnatics, kids, its a great way to get exercise


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Well, you've met the contestants, now its your time to vote. We'll reveal the winners next week when we're back here at Studio 60 for the Mr Wasteland southern California heat... But for now, its goodby from me, and Chairman Benny.

You decide[]


Where's the Hole?[]

The King of the Hole
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Our Winner: Joshua "Burned Man" Graham

The Hole is taking a break for a few months whilst we wash out all of the blood and clean Sulik's bone... However we are taking hole requests - if there's a category or combatant you'd like to see, please let Agent C know

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