Each Week Lord Ashur invites you to join him (along with Agent C and Sulik) watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world battle it out for supremacy. After we've crowned our 4 divisional champs (and the wild card entry) we'll throw them all back in the hole to battle it out again. Each battle runs form Tuesday to tuesday, and you can help us decide the outcome - vote for the toughest, the biggest, the baddest, the one your favourite will find it easier to crush, or even for just which one you like the most.
Sulik, we're going to have to have a chat about your punctuality
Well, We and I never be learning to tell the time, we and I not be understanding where on the clock the hands are.
Those are the pointy things on the face
Thats something else we not be understanding. We and I not be seeing a face
Thats the bit where the numbers are written.
There be another problem
What?
We and I not be learning to read.
Right, I think we'll have to sort this out another day. Its the companion cup final, and you've not been good at picking these winners, we have Cass vs Boone, who do you like?
Well, Boone be good at de distance ting, while Miss Cass be good closer up with the Boomstick. We be liking Miss Cassie.
Miss Cassie?
Don't you be telling her we be calling her that. She be pissed. You not be liking Miss Cassie when she be pissed.
