Big Al's Tattoo Parlor terminals
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Big Al's Tattoo Parlor - Reception[edit | edit source]
Big Al's Advertisement Draft[edit | edit source]
Alice - Here's what I have so far. I'm struggling here. Let me know what you think.
Print Advertisement - Draft 1
Need ink? Come to Big Al's Tattoo Parlor by campus and become a LEGEND! See what decades of experience feels like being etched on your skin by award-winning artist Alice "Big Al" Loveless!
Print Advertisement - Draft 5
Feeling down? The cure to your crippling depression is an award-winning tattoo! Come to Big Al's Tattoo Parlor and let Alice "Big Al" Loveless save your life!
Print Advertisement - Draft 14
Come to Big Al's Tattoo Parlor by campus to get a nice tattoo! Also, now hiring part-time copywriter for print media - apply within!
Print Advertisement - Draft 21
Something something Alice "Big Al" Loveless something award-winning something Big Al's Tattoo Place something get a tattoo please or I'm gonna get canned
Print Advertisement - Draft 37
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Memo - Cellar Construction[edit | edit source]
Team - allow me to be frank. We've been struggling for some time now. Despite many attempts to advertise to locals and students, I've accepted that we don't have a budget to obtain the results we're after. (Sorry Steve, nothing personal.)
Fortunately, some enterprising youngsters from the university have approached me with an EXTREMELY lucrative offer. They'll be leasing our cellar for an initial period of 10 years, providing me with enough income that I'll never have to work again.
If you're wondering what they'll be selling down there, I don't know and I don't care. Feel free to ask them yourself - I'll be in Tahiti!
- Alice "Big Al" Loveless
PS - Leave the new Nuka-Cola machine in the break room alone! Apparently it's not there for cola. Go figure.
The Nukashine - Distillery Supply Access[edit | edit source]
Private Terminal - No Access!
Restrictions - Supply Room[edit | edit source]
To Whom It May Concern -
As of now, access to the rear supply room is restricted to Lewis and I ONLY. Nukashine continues to be a collaborative team effort between all Etpets, but now that we're a real business there are safety concerns and regulations that make it impractical to continue our "open doors" policy.
I love you all but I'm going to have to insist on this. I need you to all be professionals and understand that this is in your best interests. I'm not at liberty to go into any more detail at this time. Thank you for your understanding.
Restrictions - Biv[edit | edit source]
To Whom It May Concern -
Biv is a prototype robot Lewis brought in to help us with the Nukashine Initiative. He can intake and "metabolize" alcoholic beverages. There will be more instructions on how to use him in the future, but for now, please refrain from experimenting.
More importantly, please do NOT tell anyone about him outside of the project. Again, I cannot go into more detail at this time, but I need your support on this.
Security Door Control[edit | edit source]
General access to supply room has been revoked. For details, contact:
Eta Psi House
27315 Kelvin St
Morgantown, WV 26501