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Republic of Dave

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Canterbury Commons

Megaton


Of all the towns in DC which is truly the greatest? The envy of all others? The peak of post apocalyptic living? Find out here, with your host Jasper and weekly special guests as we argue it out LIVE straight to your eye holes.


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Greetings true believers, to the final of The Greatest Town in America we'd like to thank everyone for tuning in last week. Before we start, lets take a look back at last time, where we pitted Rivet City, Dukov's Place, Paradise Falls and Arefu against each other to see who you thought was the greatest town. The winner with an astounding 151 votes was Rivet City. We have Maddy here with us right now. So Mads, are you proud of your victory in our fourth round?

Proud as any one can be for living in a town not run by drunks, slavers or *ahem* "vampires".
Madison Li
Madison

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Wonderful! Now, lets catch up with our previous winners. First up is Dave, who won the first round, hey Dave.

Why am I back here? I thought my great republic had already been crowned the greatest? Why are all these communists here?
Dave
Dave

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Jasper
You only won the first round, Dave. This is the final and these "communists" are here to represent the other winning towns. Speaking of which, the hero of the wastes is here. Give it up for Scott Wollin... *sigh* The Mechanist!

Ah ha! Its good to be back! What villain do I get to fight off today?
Scott Wollinski
Mechanist

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Jasper
No villains Scott. And no fights either, we're still cleaning up after your last one. Thankfully our next and final contestant is a tad more peaceful. Welcome back, Confessor Cromwell

Hello again, my child. Atom bless you for taking me in to your home once more.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

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Jasper
You know, I don't actually live here, right? Anyway, on with the show. Maddy, what sets Rivet City apart from all these others?

Rivet City is the peak of the scientific community and frankly we don't have an inactive nuclear bomb in the middle of town.
Madison Li
Madison

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Jasper
Lets go over and see what Dave has to say about his town.

I've told you before, Jasper, the Republic of Dave is the only settlement free of communism. Those fools over at Rivet City can brag about their science all they like, but it's communist science. Knowledge is no substitute for freedom.
Dave
Dave

I'll have you know, our science is not "communist", we're as American as you are, sir.
Madison Li
Madison

"Dr. Li" sounds like a pretty communist name to me.
Dave
Dave

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Jasper
Okay, I'm pretty sure that was racist, so moving on round to The Mechanist. Welcome back, Scott.

Ah ha! Good to be back. It's clear why Canterbury Commons should win; with me around it's clearly the safest place in the Wasteland. I took care of the Antagonizer menace did I not?
Scott Wollinski
Mechanist

That's preposterous! A town is not safe just becaue it has a man dressed as a robot there. Rivet City is clearly the safest town; you have one man where as we have a whole security team protecting us.
Madison Li
Madison

Dr Communism is at least half right; no way this "Canterbury Commons" is the safest town, my republic clearly is. You know why? Because every other town out there is plagued by communism, and nothing but violence can come out of communism!
Dave
Dave

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Jasper
Maybe we should move away from that... Okay, last but not least lets go over to Cromwell.

Thank you, child. May Atom smile upon you. Why, it is clear why Megaton should win; it is the home of Atom. Atom created the world we live in today and he chose Megaton as his home on earth. No where else has that honor. We are safer than these other towns, not because of our walls and our guns but because Atom himself protects us.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

What? That... That;s even stupider than the tin can. You live in a town built around a bomb that is leaking radiation and you believe it is "protecting you"? I'm glad we have no people as foolish as you in Rivet City.
Madison Li
Madison

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Jasper
Okay, there we have it folks: Rivet City has science, Republic of Dave is free of communism, Canterbury Commons has it's masked protector and Megaton is the home of Atom. Well, that's it everyone. The final, we will of course be back next week to reveal the results and talk to the winner but this is your last chance to vote this season.



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Jasper
Oh, and your favorite didn't make it though their round? Worry not, you can vote for them here as a 5th place winner.


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