Seriously, this is getting' freakin' ridiculous. Merging the Common and Public Garden was a jagged enough pill to swallow, but I went along with it. What, I'm going to fight the developers? But how much smaller can they really make the swan pond? We got boats crashing into each other every day. It's like a glorified puddle. But what do I know, right? I'm just the groundskeeper of the world's smallest grounds. I might as well stay home from now on. My garden's bigger than this. And at least I get to eat the peppers and cucumbers. Not watch tourists cry in disappointment.