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Jezebel's dialogue
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NPCJezebel
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Data FileDLCRobot.esm
Editor IDDLC01JezebelVoice
VoiceDLC01RobotRobobrain
 
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Full dialogue table

CATEGORY TYPE SUBTYPE PROMPT DIALOGUE BEFORE RESPONSE TEXT DIALOGUE AFTER SCRIPT NOTES SCENE
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: All right, brainbox. Ivey wants me to find out what makes you tick, so let's get started. There's no need for that. I'm certain we can discuss this rather unfortunate situation before it gets completely out of hand. slight concern / Concerned DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Now, what exactly did this "Ivey" tell you to do? Player Default: Simple. She wants me to crack open that dome you have for a head and find out how your brain is connected to your circuits. Question DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Simple. She wants me to crack open that dome you have for a head and find out how your brain is connected to your circuits. Perhaps I can be of assistance in that regard... after all, there isn't much else I can do now that you've removed my head from its chassis. annoyed / Irritated DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom How about we forge some sort of an accord... just between the two of us? Player Default: What the hell is an "accord?" You talking about wires or something? Question DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: What the hell is an "accord?" You talking about wires or something? Right... I need to phrase this so even a dullard like you would understand... To self, aloud (under breath but audible) / Thinking DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Let me put it this way. You need information that's going to make your boss happy. I want to keep my brain in one piece. Maybe we can "cut a deal." Player Default: Fine. I'm listening. Confident DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Fine. I'm listening. I'll tell you everything I know about my own construction... all the bits that "Ivey" wants to hear. And I promise you, she won't be disappointed. Confident DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom In return, you keep those tools away from me and put me back onto my body. Confident DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom You get what you want, and I don't get dissected like some kind of a laboratory experiment. Irritated DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Do we have a deal? Player Default: Well, that would save me a lot of time... and Ivey doesn't like waiting... Question DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: How's that for a deal? Sigh. I suppose it will have to suffice... I mean... yeah, it's a deal. correcting yourself midstream since the other person is kind of slow / Irritated DLC01Hagen_HolotapeScene
Combat Combat AvoidThreat Minions! Scatter!
Combat Combat AvoidThreat Beware, my minions!
Combat Combat AvoidThreat Minions! Evasive action, now!
Combat Combat CoverMe Minions! Protecting me is your highest priority!
Combat Combat CoverMe To me, my metal minions!
Combat Combat OrderFlank Minions! Flank them!
Combat Combat OrderFlank Minions, find a way to get behind them!
Combat Combat OrderFlank Frontal assault is not the best option here, my minions.
Combat Combat OrderMoveUp Minions! Forward!
Combat Combat OrderMoveUp Charge, my minions! For the Mechanist!
Combat Combat OrderMoveUp Forward, my metal minions!
Combat Combat OrderTakeCover Minions! Take cover!
Combat Combat OrderTakeCover Find cover, my minions!
Combat Combat OrderTakeCover We will all be destroyed if we don't find cover!
Combat Combat SuppressiveFire Minions! Suppress that fire!
Combat Combat SuppressiveFire Minions, keep his head down while I deal with him.
Combat Combat SuppressiveFire Minions, keep her head down while I deal with her.
Combat Combat SuppressiveFire Concentrate fire over there!
Combat Combat AcceptYield I'm really glad we could avoid any unpleasantness.
Combat Combat Assault If that's the way you want it.
Combat Combat Attack Let's get... intimate.
Combat Combat Attack I'd really prefer you don't bleed on me.
Combat Combat Attack I can see the fear in your eyes. It's very unsettling.
Combat Combat Attack You know, I'm just as capable at killing you up close.
Combat Combat Death Tell the Mechanist I did my best... Needs to be edited in audio to trail off/malfunction
Combat Combat Death Oh. Oh my.
Combat Combat Death Well now. That's unfortunate.
Combat Combat Death And now I die... Needs to be edited in audio to trail off/malfunction
Combat Combat PickpocketCombat Picking my pocket? Silly dear - I don't have pockets.
Combat Combat Steal Nobody likes a thief.
Combat Combat Steal My my. Sticky fingers, is it?
Combat Combat Steal You always take things that aren't yours?
Combat Combat Taunt Minions, destroy him!
Combat Combat Taunt Minions, destroy her!
Combat Combat Taunt Trust me, this is for the best.
Combat Combat Taunt The Mechanist has ordered me to clean up the Commonwealth.
Combat Combat Taunt Don't let any of them get away. It will just prolong the agony.
Combat Combat Taunt I'm just carrying out my orders. I'm sure you understand.
Combat Combat Taunt The Mechanist has sent us to protect the Commonwealth.
Combat Combat Taunt The best way to protect you is to destroy you. I promise, it all makes perfect sense.
Combat Combat Taunt Sorry, but the Mechanist's orders require your destruction.
Combat Combat Taunt I normally abhor violence. But you've forced my hand.
Combat Combat Taunt You could run. I am trying to kill you, you know...
Combat Combat Taunt Please believe me when I say I'm not enjoying this.
Combat Combat Taunt I calculate your chance of success to be... Well, I don't want to be morbid.
Combat Combat Taunt I'm not programmed to fail, just so you know...
Combat Combat Taunt They could have programmed me to love, to forgive. But noooooo.
Combat Combat Taunt I'm sorry, but my programming requires that I try to kill you. Nothing personal.
Combat Combat Taunt I hope we can still be friends when this is all over.
Combat Combat Taunt I'll miss you.
Combat Combat Taunt Don't let the alluring voice fool you. I'm a lethal killing machine.
Combat Combat Taunt I'm a much better tactician than you. It's all in the brain, you see.
Combat Combat Taunt You may want to run now.
Combat Combat Taunt You truly inspire me. To use deadly force.
Combat Combat CrippledLimb Going right for the brain? How unsporting.
Combat Combat CrippledLimb You can slow me down, but you'll never stop me.
Combat Combat OrderFallback You know what? I think I'll just move over here.
Combat Combat OrderFallback I'm starting to think I may be outmatched.
Combat Combat OrderFallback I'm not running away - I'm withdrawing. Big difference.
Combat Combat OrderFallback Minions! Tactical withdrawal!
Combat Combat OrderFallback I've analyzed the situation, and a withdrawal is required.
Combat Combat OrderFallback Follow me, my minions! Victory requires a tactical readjustment.
Combat Combat AllyKilled Nobody likes a robot killer. Gives a "tsk tsk" before speaking the line.
Combat Combat AllyKilled How sad. I'll be sure to mourn them after you're dead.
Detection Detection AlertIdle Report any sensor contact immediately!
Detection Detection AlertIdle If I don't find you, my minions will.
Detection Detection AlertIdle We will find you. Our orders do not allow us to ignore any chance to help.
Detection Detection AlertIdle Marco! Come on... this only works if you play too. Pause after the "Marco!" Like you're waiting to see if the other person will respond.
Detection Detection AlertIdle There's no point in trying to hide from me. I'm programmed to be quite relentless.
Detection Detection AlertIdle Ooh, I love hide and seek. I'll be "it"... and you'll be dead.
Detection Detection AlertIdle Wow, you're good. Have you had training as a ninja?
Detection Detection AlertIdle I'll find you eventually, you know.
Detection Detection AlertIdle Why hide? Are you some kind of chicken? Bawk bawk...
Detection Detection AlertIdle You know, I am a robot. With sensors. It's not like you can stay hidden forever. emphasis on the "am"
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Boo!
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Peek-a-boo!
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Gotcha!
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Not as sneaky as you thought, huh?
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Jig's up, I'm afraid.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Well hey there!
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Look who's terrible at sneaking.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat This is going to hurt you a lot more than me.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat I really hope your will's up to date.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Well. Time to die.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Hey, what comes next? I apologize in advance.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat Try not to bleed on the chrome. It's sooo difficult to remove.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat I think this is the part where you run screaming.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat You may want to run now.
Detection Detection AlertToCombat I believe they call this "suicide by robot."
Detection Detection AlertToNormal Weird. Must be radroaches.
Detection Detection AlertToNormal Stupid sensors. So unreliable... Sighs before speaking the line.
Detection Detection AlertToNormal I'm hearing things, then I'm not. Can a robot go crazy? Because I swear, I'm going crazy.
Detection Detection AlertToNormal Nope. Nothing.
Detection Detection AlertToNormal Sensors on the fritz again. Lovely.
Detection Detection AlertToNormal Aannndd.... nothing.
Detection Detection CombatToLost Minions! Spread out and find him!
Detection Detection CombatToLost Minions! Spread out and find her!
Detection Detection CombatToLost Minions, initiate search pattern.
Detection Detection CombatToLost Very well. We will find you sooner or later.
Detection Detection CombatToLost Attention, my minions! Initiate search protocol!
Detection Detection CombatToLost My orders from the Mechanist require that I help everyone, no exceptions.
Detection Detection CombatToLost Do you want to fight or not? Please make up your mind.
Detection Detection CombatToLost You vanished! Neat trick.
Detection Detection CombatToLost Okay, how did you do that? Stealth Boy? Or are you just naturally sneaky?
Detection Detection CombatToLost Whoa. Where did you go?
Detection Detection CombatToLost Leaving so soon?
Detection Detection CombatToNormal Looks like that's enough excitement for one day.
Detection Detection CombatToNormal Is that it? I was just starting to have fun.
Detection Detection CombatToNormal And just like that... it's over.
Detection Detection LostIdle Nothing yet? Any of you?
Detection Detection LostIdle I need to have the Mechanist improve your sensors.
Detection Detection LostIdle Find him!
Detection Detection LostIdle Find her!
Detection Detection LostIdle The Mechanist will send you all to the scrap heap if you fail again.
Detection Detection LostIdle Come on, you useless metal junkpiles. Don't let a mere human evade you.
Detection Detection LostIdle Don't hide. We're just trying to help.
Detection Detection LostIdle I'm gonna fiiiindd yoooouu... Playful
Detection Detection LostIdle Oooh, this is fun.
Detection Detection LostIdle Come out, come out, wherever you arrrreee... sing song
Detection Detection LostIdle Now where could you be...
Detection Detection LostIdle Are you still there? Oh wait... I know you are.
Detection Detection LostIdle Now if I were a stupid, suicidal meat bag, where would I hide...?
Detection Detection LostToCombat Get up and run, you fool!
Detection Detection LostToCombat Sneak time's over, don't you think?
Detection Detection LostToCombat Well look who I found.
Detection Detection LostToCombat You tried hiding, I found you, and now you'll die. Circle complete.
Detection Detection LostToCombat Wow. You're pretty terrible at this whole sneaking thing.
Detection Detection LostToCombat Found you!
Detection Detection LostToCombat Oh, hello.
Detection Detection LostToCombat You had your chance to run. You blew it.
Detection Detection LostToCombat You didn't seriously think you could slip away?
Detection Detection LostToCombat Let's try this again, shall we?
Detection Detection LostToCombat Okay, that's it. Play time's over.
Detection Detection LostToCombat Now you did it. You got me... flummoxed.
Detection Detection LostToNormal Oh well. Maybe next time you'll introduce yourself.
Detection Detection LostToNormal Fine. Be like that.
Detection Detection LostToNormal So that's it? Taking your ball and going home?
Detection Detection LostToNormal Ah well. Maybe next time.
Detection Detection LostToNormal Well. Someone gets to live a little while longer.
Detection Detection LostToNormal Boring fight anyway...
Detection Detection NormalToAlert Hello?
Detection Detection NormalToCombat Threat detected! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Detection Detection NormalToLost Huh. Strange. Must have been a sensor blip.
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Idle The Mechanist's orders leave no room for mercy.
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Idle So much to do.
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Idle The Mechanist will be pleased with my progress.
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Idle Who else needs my help?
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Idle I hope I find someone else to assist soon.
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Idle The Mechanist has sent me to help.
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I'm sorry you feel that way, it's the best I could do. Yes, well it's certainly better than being stuck to a machine surrounded by Rust Devils poking and prodding me for their amusement. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I risked my neck saving you, so a little more gratitude wouldn't hurt. If the phrase "thank you" will allow us to get to conclude our bargain more rapidly, then I'm more than happy to utter it aloud on your behalf. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Well, I was going to connect your head to Liberty Prime's body, but I decided to do a little arts and crafts instead. Disappointed? If you're attempting to use sarcasm as an intimidation tactic, I'm afraid you're wasting your time. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: What kind of a body were you expecting? Considering I look like a junkbot that's been hastily welded together by an amateur, I'd say almost anything else would have been better. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom However, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised given your limited skill set derived from your equally diminished intelligence. Player Default: I'm sorry you feel that way, it's the best I could do. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Yes, well it's certainly better than being stuck to a machine surrounded by Rust Devils poking and prodding me for their amusement. Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom So, why don't you ask me everything you wanted to know and then I'll be on my way. Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. Now there's a fascinating subject... The Mechanist. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Amazingly adept at programming, a veritable genius with electronics. I'm not surprised you're interested. Impressed DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I can't think of anything to ask right now. Take your time. Given your limited lifespan, I certainly have far more than you do. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Amazingly adept at programming, a veritable genius with electronics. I'm not surprised you're interested. Sarcastic DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Why did General Atomics make you so... uncooperative? I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I am a top-of-the-line model with an efficiency rating that makes a Mr. Handy look like a glorified toaster oven. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom When given a set of instructions, I will complete them without question and without error. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Now, were there any other ridiculous questions you wanted to ask? Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Player Default: You aren't stuck here. You could leave if you wanted. You've created an interesting stalemate between us. Something I didn't expect you to be capable of. Thinking DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo I'm impressed. It's been a long time since I've been outsmarted. Impressed DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Why don't you go ahead and ask me your questions. Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Now there's a fascinating subject... The Mechanist. Amazingly adept at programming, a veritable genius with electronics. I'm not surprised you're interested. Impressed DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I've been dutifully carrying out the Mechanist's instructions to help the people of the Commonwealth for quite a long time. Player Default: I knew there was some good left inside that brain. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I knew there was some good left inside that brain. What you call "good" I call my "primary directive." DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. Puzzled DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: You're lying. After all the trouble you've given me, why would you help a human? Well, it's my primary directive... which I obey without question. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I find that very hard to believe. I can't imagine why. It's actually quite simple. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Helping the people of the Commonwealth? You? Absolutely, it's my primary directive. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: What you call "good" I call my "primary directive." The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom By my calculations, the easiest way to help a human is simply to destroy it. There's no point in prolonging a laughably fragile life. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom It's the most efficient way to assist them. Any other effort to help tends to result in numerous complex side-effects. Player Default: I don't think you understand the definition of "help." Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I don't think you understand the definition of "help." Help: to give or provide what is necessary to accomplish a task or to satisfy a need. Quoting / Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I'm doing exactly as I was instructed. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I can't deal with this. Just tell me how I can find the Mechanist. Very well. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: You don't help people by killing them, that's insane! On the contrary. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: The Mechanist gave you these instructions? To kill people? Well, not exactly. The specific instruction was to help people. I merely interpreted the most efficient way to perform my duties. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I'm doing exactly as I was instructed. Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom That means there's a 75 percent chance that despite my efforts, the human I'm assisting will die from something beyond my control. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Therefore it's better to hasten the human's death and put them out of their likely chance of misery than to deplete my limited time. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom It's actually quite elementary, but given your minimal intellect, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you don't understand. Player Default: You can believe whatever you want. Just tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility like you promised. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: You can believe whatever you want. Just tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility like you promised. Certainly. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: It's rather simple, really. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Player Default: Enough! Just tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility... right now. There's no need to be rude. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: It's rather simple, really. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Can we stop with the petty bickering and just get to the part where you tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility? I promised to answer your questions... and unlike humans, I don't have the capacity to lie. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: It's rather simple, really. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Certainly. It's rather simple, really. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom In order to gain entry to the Mechanist's facility, you're going to need to outfit one of your robots with an "M-SAT" modification. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I'll upload the plans to your Pip-Boy device. DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: There... I've fulfilled my portion of our agreement. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: I'll upload the plans to your Pip-Boy device. There... I've fulfilled my portion of our agreement. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Perhaps I'll remain here for a while and see how things resolve between yourself and the Mechanist... purely for my own amusement, of course. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I suspect you'll have quite a tale to tell once you return, but then again, I'd be surprised if you ever return at all. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. A Radar Beacon. How very interesting. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: That's a very specific part to be searching for and you don't look like the typical parts scavenger type to me. Surprised DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Getting ready to crack open that dome you call a head to get your Radar Beacon. My Radar Beacon? Now that's unexpected. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: That's a very specific part to be searching for and you don't look like the typical parts scavenger type to me. Surprised DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Maybe I'm just a Rust Devil wearing a clever disguise. Please, don't insult my intelligence. completely unimpressed by a terrible joke / Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Why don't you just tell me why you're here and why we're even bothering to have this conversation? Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: What did the Rust Devils do to you? They felt that by keeping my head online would prove useful to them. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Fortunately for me, they're stupid enough to actually believe anything I say. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Admittedly, it hasn't gotten me very far, but it has saved me from the same fate as my rather unfortunate comrades you see in pieces around you. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Now, back to my original question. What are you doing here? Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. Question DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: A Radar Beacon. How very interesting. That's a very specific part to be searching for and you don't look like the typical parts scavenger type to me. Suspicious DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I calculate a 98.8 percent chance that you're looking for the Mechanist. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom If I'm correct, and I usually am, then perhaps we can help each other with our respective... predicaments. Player Default: I could definitely use the help. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I could definitely use the help. I thought you might say something like that. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: No reason to bargain when I can just take what I need. You really think just because I'm connected to this machine, you have the upper hand? mock question / Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom If you'd take a moment to listen, I'll explain precisely why you're wrong. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I'm listening. How refreshing. Then allow me to explain. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: How could I possibly help you? Willing to listen? How surprising. I'll take that as a gesture of good faith as I describe our potential bargain. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I thought you might say something like that. Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? To self, aloud / Thinking DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom In order to find the Mechanist, you're going to need more than just my Radar Beacon, you're going to need access to the facility. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I'm willing to provide said access... but you'll have to fulfill two simple conditions. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom One, you need to get me as far away as you can from these lunatics. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom And two, find me a new body. Once both conditions are satisfied, I'll gladly provide you with everything you need. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Do we have a deal? Player Default: Deal. Question DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: Deal. A wise decision. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: No, no deal. Well then, it appears we've reached a bit of an impasse. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom When you make your decision, I'll be waiting. I'm certainly not going anywhere anytime soon. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: I'm not sure. Well then, it appears you have some thinking to do. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom When you make your decision, I'll be waiting. I'm certainly not going anywhere anytime soon. DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: How do I know you'll keep up your end of the bargain? Even though there's a human brain floating in bio-gel inside my head, I'm still bound by my original programming. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom It pains me to admit it, but one of my directives states that I cannot lie. Ever. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom So, while I'm not the most charming robot you've ever encountered, the last thing I'm going to do is violate an agreement we've made. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Now that we have that out of the way, do we have a deal? Player Default: Deal. Question DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: How do I know you'll keep up your end of the bargain? You don't. You're just going to have to trust me. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom So, do we have a deal? Player Default: Deal. Question DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: A wise decision. Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Now, I strongly suggest you stop loitering in the middle of a hostile location and get us both out of here at once. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo I'm detecting something unexpected in your voice... sincerity... a trait I normally find lacking in my interaction with others. Confident
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Very well, you may ask your questions. Confident
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Perhaps I've misjudged you. You seem to be a bit more brazen than your counterparts. It's something I often find lacking in others. Confident
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo I'll tell you what. Since you've thoroughly impressed me, I'll answer your questions. Confident
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Tsk, tsk. Trying to sway me with so-called "empathy?" How blatantly predictable. very patronizing / Sarcastic
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo You're going to have to do better than that. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo Ah yes, resorting to the notion that once diplomacy fails, the next logical step is the use of violence. very patronizing / Sarcastic
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo That might work when you're dealing with others, but allow me to remind you that robots don't fear death. Your threats are lost on me. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo True, you could leave me here... but then your questions would remain unanswered until the end of your lifespan. punch "your" before "lifespan" (important, or line won't make sense) / Confident
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous SharedInfo So we've reached a bit of a stalemate, wouldn't you agree? patronizing question / Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting This is becoming intolerable! I want to know when I am to be removed from this machine and returned to my body. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting I believe you had a few questions for me? Question
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting So, have you come to your senses, or are we going to continue our futile discussion? Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting System re-initializing. Running self diagnostic... Confident
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting I want answers! I demand to know what happened to the rest of my body. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting You don't look like one of the Rust Devils. What are you doing here? Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting Interesting. This body you've selected for me isn't quite what I had envisioned, but it will have to suffice. Player Default: I'm sorry you feel that way, it's the best I could do. Irritated DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting The offer still stands if you're interested. Get me out of this place, find me a new body and I'll give you access to the Mechanist's facility. Player Default: Deal. Confident DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Based on my limited experience with you, I estimate a 65 percent chance of making it out of here. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayStorageRoomScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Not optimal. An increase in effort could have an impact on the odds. Condescending suggestion DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayStorageRoomScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Do you always resort to solving your problems with such violence? DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Are you even listening to me? DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I've heard humans use ten percent of their brains at a time. Sincerely condescending DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom What does that other 90 percent do? Just sit there? What a waste. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I have brainpower you could not begin to comprehend. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Such high level thought would likely cause your nose to bleed. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Your belongings are filthy. Do you pick up everything you stumble across? DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom You know, as far as bodies go yours is not the worst. Perhaps you could empty your cranium for my occupation? Serious suggestion DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom No no no. It would be far too tight a squeeze. What was I thinking? To yourself. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom How do you even walk with all this junk? DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom If you find yourself experiencing migraine headaches, my higher level brainwaves are likely responsible. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Sorry about that. Half hearted. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Random thought. If we had met under different circumstances, I likely would have killed you. Said innocently, no malice. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Hm. Innocently reflecting on the previous statement. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom I've had enough of jostling around in your pockets. Let me know when you've found me a body, will you? DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Entering rest mode in 3... 2... 1... Goodnight. Sound as if you are fading away after the countdown. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayJezebelAmbientSceneExterior
Scene SceneDialogue Custom You... destroyed Ahab. Player Default: Well, come on. Let's not wait around for more horrifying monstrosities. Surprised. You were certain the robot would kill the player. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArraySentryBotKilledScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Player Default: You... destroyed Ahab. Well, come on. Let's not wait around for more horrifying monstrosities. Trying to hurry the player along, condescending tone. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArraySentryBotKilledScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Watch the tripwires. I'd rather keep myself intact today, thank you. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayGrenadeTrapScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Watch it, you clod! In fear, the player just set off an explosive trap. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayGrenadeTrapExplodedScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom You really are taking the path of most resistance here, aren't you? DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayRaiderShackScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Are you trying to get us killed? Player set off a trap, you are surpised and annoyed by this. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayAssaultronTrapScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom This is the one that ripped my head off. I demand we rip her head off. It's only fair. Calmly vengeful DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayRaiderBossScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Had I a body, I would have killed her myself. Calmly vengeful DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayRaiderBossKilledScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Oh well, six of one, half dozen of the other. Good job, human. To yourself, then back to condescending tone. DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayRaiderBossKilledScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Thank goodness we are out of that hole. Relief and condescension DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayPlayerExitsDungeonScene
Scene SceneDialogue Custom Don't think your job is done. I refuse to cooperate until you provide a body that meets my standards. Condescending DLC01FortHagenSatelliteArrayPlayerExitsDungeonScene
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting I expect you'll be leaving me behind. Typical. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting Haven't you already interfered enough? Go away. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting I never expected to spend the next part of my existence staring at a wall. How dreadfully tedious. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting I'll have you know that leaving me connected to this machine is an invasion of privacy. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting Just go away. Haven't you done enough to torment me already? Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting You should have left me with those Raiders at Fort Hagen. At least they treated me with the reverence I deserve. Irritated
Miscellaneous Miscellaneous Greeting At least now I'll have time to work on my "Pi to the last digit" calculation. Irritated