Long Dick Johnson

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Mentioned-only character
Long Dick Johnson
Biography and appearance
RaceHuman
GenderMale
RoleUsed to explain how the NCR wants to get their hands on everything
Gameplay
Mentioned inFallout: New Vegas
 
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So they lack direction?

They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Courier and Rose of Sharon Cassidy

Long Dick Johnson is a character who is mentioned in Fallout: New Vegas.

Background

Long Dick Johnson is mentioned by Rose of Sharon Cassidy when questioned about the NCR. When the Courier asks about the NCR's lack of direction, Cass states that they "try to put their stake in everything they see", commenting that no one has a dick that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, who "had a fucking long dick, thus the name."[1]

Appearances

Long Dick Johnson is mentioned in Fallout: New Vegas.

References

  1. The Courier: "You support it no matter what?"
    Rose of Sharon Cassidy: "I'm not some blind, flag-saluting do-as-they-will NCR lover. They're family, but let me tell you what family means. You ever had a brother? Some dumbass younger brother, say, who knocked up the pastor's daughter, can't hold a job, and his home-away is a jail cell? That's NCR. Their compass is spinning, all the time."
    The Courier: "So they lack direction?"
    Rose of Sharon Cassidy: "They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
    (Rose of Sharon Cassidy's dialogue)