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Nuka-Cola bottling plant terminals
This page lists Nuka-Cola bottling plant terminals.
- 1 Bottling Plant Staff Terminal
- 2 Systems Control Terminal
- 3 Beverageer's Terminal
- 3.1 Research Logs
- 3.2 User Logs
Bottling Plant Staff Terminal
=================================================== World of Refreshment Employees ONLY ===================================================
To all Ride Staff,
After being on vacation for the past month, I'm sure you are all excited to be back and earning a paycheck, so let's see those smiles! We've only got a couple days before the grand reopening, and if management doesn't feel like you're suitably eager and enthusiastic, you can be replaced. Don't forget, they can still decide to go fully automated for the reopening, so buck up and ride the Quantum! In fact, I've been told by the beverageers that if you are feeling a little low on energy, you can drink the Quantum right out of the river! This new Nuka-Cola Quantum is so packed full of energy that it kills any bacteria it touches, so drink up!
Nuka-Bar automated till further notice
To all Ride Staff,
Management has decided that the Nuka-Bar section of the ride is to be automated only until further notice. Despite numerous warnings that actors are only to simulate drinking Nuka-Cola Dark while staffing that section of the ride, Jenny fell off the stool and into the river. She's fine, but the nurse said she had a blood alcohol level of 0.37 after only two hours into her shift. While we appreciate her enthusiasm for Nuka-Cola products, we also have to maintain a safe environment for our guests, one of whom lost their glasses when Jenny hit her head on the boat.
Stick to the script
To all Ride Staff,
I understand that some of you have come to work for us from other amusement parks where adlibbing was permitted or even encouraged, but here at Nuka-World, we ask that you stick to the script. For example, the Wild West section of the ride is to be staffed only by cowboys or cowgirls. It is NOT to be staffed by Nuka-Girl, Zetans, Clowns, Knights, Pirates, Gorillas, Ninjas, or Sea Monsters.
No more pranks
To all Ride Staff,
It has come to our attention that a number of "pranks" have been played on workers in the bottling plant. Be advised that these kinds of "pranks" are not in keeping with the culture outlined in the Nuka-World Employee Handbook.
For example, filling a tray of empty bottles with dry ice and sending them into the capper so they explode when sealed is clearly in violation of safety protocols. I'm sure when Randal gets out of the hospital he'll probably say it was hilarious, but Nuka-Cola is paying for his eye surgery, so management finds it... less funny.
Ride Display Scripts
Bradberton Actor: "Boy, all this science sure does work up a thirst."
Assistant: "But sir, all we have is coffee, water, and a variety of other boring beverages."
Bradberton Actor: "Hm, that won't do at all. I've got an idea!"
- Pantomime creation of Nuka-Cola *
Assistant: "Sir, you've done it! This is delicious and I can feel my heart racing!"
Bradberton Actor: "Eureka! So long Science, hello Refreshment!"
Cowboy #1: "Gosh darn it, I just can't do anymore, Bert... I can't!" (Throw hat on the ground)
Cowboy #2: "What's the matter, Roy?"
Cowboy #1: "I just got done bustin' a bronco and I'm more tired than a three-legged mule pullin' a load of rock up a mountain!"
Cowboy #2: "Here, drink this delicious Nuka-Cola Wild. The authentic root-beer flavor will give you everythin' you need to get back to ridin' in no time."
Cowboy #1: (Chug the Nuka-Cola Wild) "Time to go rustle up some more broncos, Bert! Yeehah!"
Bartender: "What can I get you to drink, miss?"
Patron: "I don't know, all these drinks take forever to help me unwind and they usually taste terrible!"
Bartender: "Sounds like what you need is a Nuka-Cola Dark."
Patron: "Tell me more!"
Bartender: "You'll be ready for the night after your first drink, and it has the delicious taste you know to expect from Nuka-Cola products."
Patron: "Anyone here want to buy me a Nuka-Cola Dark?"
Systems Control Terminal
Property of Nuka-Cola Corporation
================================================== = Nuka-Cola Bottling Plant = = Systems Control Center = ==================================================
Subsystem access cannot be established due to [UNKNOWN ERROR].
Please alert management and repair staff.
Property of Nuka-Cola Corporation
Sample Designation: L3N2-TG
Isotope sample has failed to reach stability. Internal thermogenesis resulting in sublimation of toxic fumes. Had to clear the Hot Lab and run a full system cleanse.
Sample Designation: M6N5-UD
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::: SYSTEM ERROR :::
File corruption detected.
Sample Designation: Q4N7-UM
Strontium-90 retention seems adequate. Substance stays liquid at temperatures up to 127c and doesn't create toxic vapor. Thermogenic reaction can be achieved by manipulation of electron sub-field.
If we can find a safe way to trigger the radioactive thermogenesis, this may be exactly what I've been looking for. Also it has a pleasant blue glow.
Compound Q4N7-UM - 0.245
Sample Designation: Q4N7-UM - 0.245
Repeatable thermogenetic trigger has been achieved. Substance stays in liquid form after trigger, but will explode from a suitable impact. Works sort of like nitroglycerin, but safer and with a much stronger yield. Planning on showing this to Bradberton in the form of a "Nuka-Nuke" to present to Braxton. Decided to call the substance "Quantum."
Ready to begin testing as a beverage as well.
John-Caleb really pulled out all the stops on this lab. When I requested our own dedicated reactor, I didn't think he would actually have one built. Aside from the security aspect, it's going to be convenient having a bunkhouse here to sleep after late nights.
J.C. has really put a lot of faith in us and I can't wait till the others see the new laboratory. We'll likely be hiring Junior Beverageers to deal with the Bottling Plant while we focus on Project Cobalt. I can't wait finally stop dabbling with soft drinks and get to some important, world-changing work.
It's been a grueling few months, but we finally have something concrete we can show Bradberton. None of us have left the lab in the past three weeks, so I'm giving the others vacation time while J.C. and I go over the data with General Braxton. The sooner he signs off on the research, the sooner we can start testing. Dr. Leavitt wasn't happy when I put the whole Beverageer team onto Project Cobalt, but if she wants to keep her job at Nuka-World, she doesn't have much of a choice.
After getting the final okay on our data from General Braxton, we began the actual synthesis process. Based on our initial data, we went with a strontium-90 derivative. It was an immediate success. The weapons we applied the new, bluish payload material to was amplified well beyond our expectations. Ironically, with a slight tweak to the synthesis, we ended up with a totally stable and relatively safe additive that could give a drink a unique bluish glow. I don't know why I was thinking soft drinks at that point, I suppose there was a little bit of Beverageer left in me after all.
As far as our new soft drink went, I decided to call it "Quantum." To keep Dr. Leavitt from quitting the team, I put her in charge of that project while Bennell and Medford continued working on Project Cobalt. We had the boys over at the laboratory in Washington D.C. lend us a hand with the live subject testing. Isotopes CE770 and CE772 were close, but caused all sorts of problems with the test subjects. But when we hit CE774, it was that eureka moment we were waiting for. No deaths, only a few mild cases of dizziness and other benign side-effects. A new flavor was born.
I was supposed to meet with Bradberton today. Unfortunately, Peyton Huxley said he was sick, but he assured me that J.C. was absolutely over the moon about the progress on the weapons program and the "Quantum" soft drink. He said the test pilot program in Washington D.C. had gone through the roof, and this could be the company's biggest seller in years. In fact, they decided to call it Nuka-Cola Quantum, using the name I came up with! I don't think the day could have gone any better. It's too bad J.C. wasn't around to celebrate.
Ruth is dead. I had to do it. I had no choice. She was going to compromise the entire lab. Until I know what's going on up there, until I know for certain that the bombs have fallen, I can't afford to open that door. Not under any circumstances. Ruth, I'm so sorry. I'll always remember you.
The last two weeks have been insane. The enemy finally went crazy and bombed the hell out of us, Ruth is dead and Edmund hung himself. Even as I type this, I'm having a difficult time processing it all. The only thing I can do is continue working on Project Cobalt. If there's a war going on above our heads, then we could be this country's only chance to tip the scales. I've had Kevin tweaking the isotope, it's still too unstable for our troops to handle. If we only had a little more time.
I thought Kevin was with me on Project Cobalt. We've been safe down here for over a year now and there's no reason we couldn't keep going for at least another six months. Turns out he'd been plotting for weeks to try to leave the lab through the reactor's emergency overflow, probably trying to sell my work to the goddamn enemy! I couldn't let him go. I know I managed to hit him a few times with my pistol before he disappeared down the overflow tunnel. The blood loss and the radiation will surely finish him off. Serves him right... traitor.