What if there was a place with all the zip of Nuka-Cola?
Wouldn't that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world?
Where the river's made of Quantum, and the mountaintops are fizz!
With fun and games and rides for all the moms and pops and kids!
Well, it turns out there's a place with all the zip of Nuka-Cola!
Come on down to Nuka-World, and see it for yourself!
Kiddie Kingdom's lots of fun for tots like you and me!
And Safari Adventure's full of animals to see!
Blast off to Galactic Zone for other worldly thrills!
Down in Dry Rock Gulch, there's cola up in them thar hills!
The World of Refreshment's the most wonderful place!
The friendly streets of Nuka-Town put a smile on your face!
Now you know there's a place that's just as great as Nuka-Cola!
Come on down to Nuka-World and see it for yourself!
A vacation that refreshes,
a trip you won't forget,
A park with every minimum acceptable safety standard met!
Quench your thirst for adventure at Nuka-World!