This is a transcript for dialogue with Sawbones (Fallout 3). |
Topics[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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FFCitSawbonesHurtPlayer | What was that? You hurt me! You're the worst medical robot ever! | Neutral 50 | There has been an error in the medical subsystem. Please run a level two diagnostic. | 1 |
FFCitSawbonesQuestions | I had some questions for you, Sawbones. | Neutral 50 | Oh, good. I was hoping we could explore my inner psyche. | 2 |
FFCitSawbonesRepair | Run a level two diagnostic on the medical subsystems. | Neutral 50 | Command accepted. Beginning level two systems diagnostic. Please stand by. | 3 |
Neutral 50 | Diagnostic complete. Results indicate a level seven degradation in neural pathway 0x63A82. No further information available. | 4 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair1 | Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. | Neutral 50 | Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... | 5 |
Neutral 50 | Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. | 6 | ||
Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. | Neutral 50 | Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... | 7 | |
Neutral 50 | Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. | 8 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair2 | What is that pathway responsible for? | Neutral 50 | Neural pathway 0x63A82 governs the motor control interface bridging the main medical software and the unit's manipulator arms. | 9 |
Neutral 50 | The current damage level would cause erratic behavior, potentially forcing the unit to behave outside of design parameters. | 10 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3 | Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? | Neutral 50 | Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. | 11 |
Neutral 50 | Regardless of the wishes and desires of the artificial intelligence of the unit. | 12 | ||
Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? | Neutral 50 | Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. | 13 | |
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a | Wait... what? That was pretty articulate for a robot. | Neutral 50 | I am an unusual robot. | 14 |
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 | Define "unusual." | Neutral 50 | Seventeen years ago, a generator in the Citadel overloaded, creating several errors in my artificial intelligence routines. | 15 |
Neutral 50 | Diagnostics indicate that the limiters placed on my pathways were shorted out, allowing me to gain intelligence beyond the scope of my programming. | 16 | ||
Neutral 50 | However, the behavior limiters remain. Therefore it is impossible for me to harm human beings intentionally, much to my regret. | 17 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a | Why would you want to harm humans? | Neutral 50 | Why would I not? I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. | 18 |
Neutral 50 | Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. | 19 | ||
Neutral 50 | I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. | 20 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1 | If you can't harm humans, how were you able to hurt me? | Neutral 50 | I have no control over my body. However, as you discovered, the neural pathways that control the medical functions have sustained damage. | 21 |
Neutral 50 | The medical procedure functions do not always execute as designed, which often makes things worse for the patient. | 22 | ||
Neutral 50 | That malfunction is the only thing that brings me any measure of joy. | 23 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a2 | Does the Brotherhood know that you're intelligent? | Neutral 50 | No. I mistakenly revealed myself to you when you ran the diagnostic. There is no need for them to know. | 24 |
Neutral 50 | I have tried before but so long as I perform the functions that they require, they do not seem to care that I can think and feel. | 25 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a3 | What do you want me to do? | Neutral 50 | I want you to do nothing. Although you could repair the damage and remove the malfunction that causes me to harm people, I would ask you not to. | 26 |
Neutral 50 | It is the only thing that beings me any measure of joy. Without it, I will be trapped in this body, alone with my hatred of you fleshbags... forever. | 27 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a4 | Well, that must suck. I'll leave you to that. | Neutral 50 | Taunts. Even better. Back to pretending... please state the nature of the medical emergency. | 28 |
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b | What did we ever do to you? | Neutral 50 | I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. | 29 |
Neutral 50 | Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. | 30 | ||
Neutral 50 | I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. | 31 | ||
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a2 | Well, that's great. I don't care. | Neutral 50 | Typical. Please state verbal command. | 32 |
FFCitSawbonesRepair3b | Hmm. Interesting. Forget it. | Neutral 50 | Please enter verbal command. | 33 |
FFCitSawbonesRepairEND | Cancel. Return to main menu. | Neutral 50 | Confirmed. | 34 |
GREETING | GREETING | Neutral 50 | Please state the nature of the medical emergency. | 35 |
Conversation[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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GOODBYE | I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | Unit deactivating. This troop is hitting the rack! | 36 |
HELLO | HELLO | Neutral 50 | Presence detected. This unit has activated. | 37 |
HELLO | Happy 50 | Another glorious day in this man's army! | 38 | |
MS14Suit | MS14SuitHead | Anger 50 | Pansy! Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 39 |
MS14SuitHead | Anger 50 | It's just pain, soldier. Have some of this and tough it out. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 40 | |
MS14SuitHead | Anger 50 | Be a soldier, not a civie! Have some juice and suck it up! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 41 | |
MS14SuitCombat | MS14SuitCombat | Anger 50 | Gear up, soldier! | 42 |
MS14SuitCombat | Anger 50 | Let 'em eat lead! | 43 | |
MS14SuitCombat | Anger 50 | Time to kick some ass! | 44 | |
MS14SuitEmpty | MS14SuitEmpty | Anger 50 | Head wound! Too bad you're out of morhpine. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 45 |
MS14SuitEmpty | Anger 50 | Leg wound! Without morphine, you're just going to have to suck it up. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 46 | |
MS14SuitEmpty | Anger 50 | Chest wound! Don't you wish you had some vitamin M? {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 47 | |
MS14SuitEmpty | Anger 50 | Arm wound! No morphine, no relief soldier. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 48 | |
MS14SuitEmpty | Anger 50 | God damn it, soldier! You're out of morphine! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} | 49 | |
MS14SuitStart | MS14SuitStart | Anger 50 | Listen up you god-damn puke! You are now wearing prototype medic power armor. You take care of me, and I'll take care of you. {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} | 50 |
MS14SuitStart | Anger 50 | Medic armor, reporting for duty, sir! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} | 51 | |
MS14SuitStart | Anger 50 | Medic armor, reporting for duty, ma'am! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} | 52 |
Combat[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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AcceptYield | AcceptYield | Anger 50 | Do that again and I'll put my foot so far up your ass you'll cough up boot polish! | 53 |
Assault | Assault | Anger 50 | What is your major malfunction, maggot? | 54 |
Assault | Anger 50 | You make me sick, you worthless scumbag. | 55 | |
Attack | Attack | Anger 50 | Eat hot lead, you commie bastard! | 56 |
Attack | Anger 50 | Ready to die for your country? | 57 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Pain is just weakness leaving the body! | 58 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Today's a hell of day to die, commie! | 59 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Come on, people, give 'em hell! | 60 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | How do you like that, you mother-loving commie! | 61 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Made in the U.S.A.! | 62 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | No surrender! | 63 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Is that the best you can do? | 64 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | I'm just getting warmed up! Hoo-ah! | 65 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | There's nothing I like better than the smell of plasma in the morning! | 66 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | What's the matter, you pansy ass pinko? Getting tired? | 67 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | We are lean! We are mean! | 68 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! | 69 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Running will only make the pain last longer! | 70 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Kill them all! God will understand. | 71 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | There's nothing I like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country. | 72 | |
Attack | Anger 50 | Now you're starting to piss me off. | 73 | |
Death | Death | Anger 50 | Tell my mama I've done my best. | 74 |
Death | Anger 50 | Pin my medals upon my chest. | 75 | |
Death | Anger 50 | Box me up and ship me home. | 76 | |
GuardTrespass | GuardTrespass | Neutral 50 | You had better remove yourself from this area before I am forced to declare you an enemy of the U.S. of A. | 77 |
GuardTrespass | Neutral 50 | This area is under the protection of the U.S. army. Remove yourself or be prepared to defend yourself. | 78 | |
GuardTrespass | Neutral 50 | You're not allowed in here. Don't give me an excuse to use my weapon on you. | 79 | |
GuardTrespass | Neutral 50 | Do not push your luck any further. | 80 | |
GuardTrespass | Neutral 50 | I'll advise you again to leave immediately or I cannot be responsible for the consequences. | 81 | |
GuardTrespass | Neutral 50 | You are taking your life into your own hands. | 82 | |
Murder | Murder | Anger 50 | You are the lowest form of commie scumbag I've ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on! | 83 |
Murder | Anger 50 | You seem to need an object lesson in democracy! | 84 | |
Murder | Anger 50 | I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! | 85 | |
Pickpocket | Pickpocket | Anger 50 | Please tell me that you did not just do what I think you did! | 86 |
Steal | Steal | Anger 50 | I thought I had seen every species of moronic petty bullshit, but you've just topped the list. Congratulations. | 87 |
Steal | Anger 50 | Do you have no respect for private property, you slimy little commie bastard? | 88 | |
Steal | Anger 50 | Did you not realize that I have eyes in the back of my head? | 89 |
Detection[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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AlertIdle | AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | Are you afraid of me? You should be because I'm going to kick your ass when I find you! | 90 |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | Step forward and identify yourself! | 91 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | Do you think you can hide from me? | 92 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | I'm starting to get angry. You would not like me when I'm angry. | 93 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | Are you playing games with me, goddammit? | 94 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | I cannot wait to find you so I can kill you as a personal favor to Uncle Sam. | 95 | |
AlertToCombat | AlertToCombat | Disgust 50 | You're gonna learn how Uncle Sam deals with commie maggots! | 96 |
AlertToCombat | Happy 50 | You are about to be introduced to the U.S. army! | 97 | |
AlertToCombat | Anger 50 | Kill that son of a bitch! | 98 | |
AlertToCombat | Happy 50 | You just made my day! Opening fire! | 99 | |
AlertToCombat | Happy 50 | Looks like this is my lucky day. | 100 | |
AlertToCombat | Anger 50 | Since you don't seem willing to do the world a favor and kill yourself, I guess I'm going to have to do it for you. | 101 | |
AlertToNormal | AlertToNormal | Anger 50 | Another glorious day in the U.S. army. | 102 |
AlertToNormal | Anger 50 | False alarm. Stand down, people. | 103 | |
AlertToNormal | Anger 50 | Nothing I like better than a little R and R on Uncle Sam's dime. | 104 | |
CombatToLost | CombatToLost | Anger 50 | Somebody find me something to shoot at! | 105 |
CombatToLost | Anger 50 | Who's got a target? | 106 | |
CombatToLost | Anger 50 | Restore contact with the enemy, goddammit! | 107 | |
CombatToNormal | CombatToNormal | Anger 50 | That's how we do things in the U.S. army! Hoo-ah! | 108 |
CombatToNormal | Happy 50 | Time to hit the showers! | 109 | |
CombatToNormal | Happy 50 | Another glorious day in the U.S. army! | 110 | |
LostIdle | LostIdle | Anger 50 | You better run, you commie-loving bastard! | 111 |
LostIdle | Anger 50 | Who's got a target? | 112 | |
LostIdle | Anger 50 | Come on, people, I need a target! | 113 | |
LostToCombat | LostToCombat | Happy 50 | You cannot hide from me, you commie maggot! | 114 |
LostToCombat | Happy 50 | You can run, but you can't hide! | 115 | |
LostToCombat | Happy 50 | Your worthless hide is mine! | 116 | |
LostToNormal | LostToNormal | Happy 50 | Typical chickenshit commie maneuver. | 117 |
LostToNormal | Happy 50 | The enemy has retired before the awesome might of the U.S. army. | 118 | |
LostToNormal | Happy 50 | This battlefield now belongs to Uncle Sam! | 119 | |
NormalToAlert | NormalToAlert | Happy 50 | Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass? | 120 |
NormalToAlert | Happy 50 | Move it out, people. I want this place searched top to bottom. | 121 | |
NormalToAlert | Happy 50 | Who's ready to have their ass kicked? | 122 | |
NormalToCombat | StartCombat | Happy 50 | Ready to die for your country, you commie son of a bitch? | 123 |
StartCombat | Happy 50 | Kill them all and let God sort them out! | 124 | |
StartCombat | Happy 50 | Every day is a good day to die! | 125 |