Slocum Woes

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Slocum Woes
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Slocum Woes is a paper note in Fallout 76.

Location[edit | edit source]

  • Slocum's Joe: On the bulletin board at the front of the store.

Transcript[edit | edit source]


Slocum's Woes
A Post-Apocalyptic Culinary Review by Glen Ramos.
I'll be honest with you. If one good thing came out of this god-forsaken apocalypse, it's that I'll never have to drink a cup of Slocum's Joe coffee again. Having to look a Slocum's Joe employee in the eyes, hand them my 28 dollars, and thank them for the stale, acidic rubbish they'd just given me was a fate worse than nuclear hellfire. One star.

Holotapes and notes in Fallout 76