- Slocum's Joe: On the bulletin board at the front of the store.
A Post-Apocalyptic Culinary Review by Glen Ramos.
I'll be honest with you. If one good thing came out of this god-forsaken apocalypse, it's that I'll never have to drink a cup of Slocum's Joe coffee again. Having to look a Slocum's Joe employee in the eyes, hand them my 28 dollars, and thank them for the stale, acidic rubbish they'd just given me was a fate worse than nuclear hellfire. One star.