Welcome Fallout lovers to the one and only Strategic Nuclear Moose! The Nukapedian cantina that doesn't discriminate, whether you be ghoul, super mutant, or our deities, the brahmin overlords! So huddle around, grab a slightly radioactive beer, and tell of your wasteland tales!
Huddle around the campfire
Are you the type of wastelander that's been living under a rock in fear of being eaten alive by radroaches and molerats? Looking for a place to catch up on what's going on in the wasteland around you? Or maybe you're just looking for a little company that actually has skin and functional bowels? If so, grab a chair or wench and join us around the campfire! Just be warned, you never know what you might find and hear in this bootlegging sanctuary of ours.
- Looking for a little excitement in your life but you're too sensitive to actually get out there and kill something? This might be just what you're looking for.
- Seems like a lot of us here patrons are getting mighty tired of the Mojave these days. Maybe it's about time we headed for greener pastures.
- Rumor has it that the molerats are growing in numbers at an alarming rate. Won't be long before they take over the Mojave
- Seems like the NCR finds something new to tax us over every day it seems. Wonder what they'll think up next.
- Word has it that some aliens were spotted out near the ol' Horowiz Farmstead. It's about time we all gear up and learn how to defend ourselves from those probing sons o' bitches!
- Gun and armour just aren't protecting you from the dangers of the wastes? Hideout constantly being raided by Vault dwellers and Couriers? Then let's take a trip down to the basement and see about finding you what you need. [1] [2] [3]
Meet the patrons
Marcus
The father of Wasteland philosophy
Ask Marcus constitutes a philosophical answer concerning all of life's unanswerable questions. Questions such as where do we come from? What are we? And where are we going? Questions without a proper answer can all be replied with two simple words - Ask Marcus.
Pilgrim
Making a living off the wastes of New Aegre is a difficult proposition for anyone; luckily, Pilgrim isn't just anyone. Join him, his surrogate father El, and his adopted brother Leo, as they traverse the wastes in pursuit of happiness, home, and cold hard cash.
Father Fate
Deciding all that has happened, is happening, and ever will happen, is a laborious and unpleasant task. For the first time in humanity's history, one man's fate will be decided by others; well before his time. Follow the tale of the Hunter and his companions in Texas, 2301, and give the unresting diety of Fate some well earned time off. I mean, how hard can determining one man's actions be? Couldn't hurt to find out...
Gauzz the Entertainer
Welcome, welcome to the Strategic Nuclear Moose segment of the Aces Theatre! The best shows performed in the breadth of the Mojave Wasteland! Comedy, songs, we got it all here at the Aces Theater!
Bounties
Looking for a little entertainment? Then check out the bounty board!
- Kimmo Lemmeti
- Vitaly S Alexius
- Jenny Romanchuk
- Lord Psymon
- Fallout Girl
- Christopher C Livingston
- A man with a puppet
- Vault 12 Overseer
- Andreas Duller
The Think Tank
Are you the yella-bellied boot licking egg-head type of fellow that has his fancy tickled by a good debate? Look no further!
- Poll #1 - Which is your favorite Fallout pet? Winner: Roxie with 6 votes.
- Poll #2 - Would you like to have a Karaoke night here? Yes:10|No:5
- Poll #3 - If you were to be mutated, which would you prefer to be? Winner: Non-feral Ghoul with 40 votes.
- Poll #4 -
- Poll #5 - Coming soon!
The SNM Gauntlet
Has your entire life revolved around showing everyone that you are #1? Then show us your skills and crush all those who oppose you!
- Infobox challenge winner: SaintPain
The Karaoke Corner
Pressures of the wasteland getting to you? Just lost your wife due to derelict medical machinery? (Too soon?) Hop on over to the the Karaoke corner then, grab a mic, put on a tune, and sing us the blues!
Spend the night
Lost track of the time and now there's cazadores prowling outside? Pull out your sleeping bag and enjoy the entertainment!
- Featured Nukapedian #1 - Scarface11235!
- Featured Nukapedian #2 - SigmaDelta54!
- A story and wishlist of mine! Let me know what you think.
- Featured page. #4
- Make sure to check out the most recent WND before leaving!
- Not enough shooting and maiming here to silence your bloodlust? Visit The Hole!
- Our polls just not stimulating you enough? There's always the Mystery Polls!
Watch some television
Packing it up
Thank you for visiting the Strategic Nuclear Moose and we will be looking forward to seeing you again! Make sure to leave us some feedback in the navbar below before you leave as there will be a new one with every edition!
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