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Griffon is a charismatic ghoul that is peddling his "miracle elixir," Aqua Cura, in the ghoul city of Underworld. This wig-wearing snake oil salesman purchases clean Aqua Pura, and resells it to wasteland denizens the Brotherhood of Steel refuses to sell to, like raiders and slavers. He then refills the bottles with ordinary irradiated water at his bottling operation in the Museum Authority Building to sell to the ghouls of Underworld and pad his profits. He claims that Aqua Cura is a remedy to almost anything that ails ghouls, including skin problems, clumsiness, headaches, insomnia and can even promote hair growth.