Death by squirt gun. I'd love to see the message on his tombstone.”— The Sole Survivor, Nuka-World
This squirt gun is designed to look like a Nuka Cola bottle, with a bulbous main body, finned base and a bottle cap shaped nozzle. It is surprising that something so harmless would be the downfall of Overboss Colter in 2287.
The Thirst Zapper does not actually do any damage; it simply sprays a nearly endless stream of harmless water in a rather long arc. It has a capacity to squirt 999 spurts of water, and then it must be reloaded by pouring a bottle of regular Nuka-Cola into the reservoir.
- A Thirst Zapper is found in the locker room in the Cola-Cars Arena, in a locker opposite the minigun.
- Two more can be found on the table in front of Nuka Zapper Race in the Nuka-Cade.