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“He's real dumb, don't get me wrong. You just get the sense that that ain't the whole picture. Just a feeling.”— Doctor Doctor
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“I'm a Securitron, RobCo security model 2060-B. If you see any of my brothers tell them Victor says DICKS.”
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“Fancy meeting you here, lord douche.”
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“Well butter my butt and call me a butt.”
Victor "Swaggie" mcDouche is a stupid ass bandit.
Background
Victor has been in Mediocresprings since long before Lord Douche's Securitrons rolled out like a bunch of bumbling dicktards. They all died.
He was tasked with snorting aids.
Interactions with the player character
Interactions overview
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This character is essential. Essential characters cannot be killed. | ||
This character is a permanent companion. | ||
This character is a temporary companion. | ||
This character starts quests. |
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This character is involved in quests. |
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This character is a doctor. |
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This character is a merchant. | Sells: - | -|
This character can repair items. | Max Repair condition: - | |
This character rents beds. | -. | |
This character drops an ear upon death (Contract Killer). | ||
This character drops a finger upon death (Lawbringer). | ||
This character can be enslaved with the Mesmetron. |
Quests
- Burgertime funtime: Victor wants ketchup on his hamburger. You will have to seek the holy grail of prööt prälällä in order to grant his request.
Effects of player's actions
- After killing or disabling Lord Douche, victor will give you a handjob as a reward.
Other interactions
- He will cry after being called a nerd.
- If you steal his lunch money, he will suddenly activate his lasers and thoroughly laserify ye bum.
- He snorts penis on a daily basis.
Inventory
Apparel | Weapon | Other items | On death |
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Stinky stripper outfit | LOADSAMONEY | penis | crap metal |
Notes
- Victor is dead.
Notable quotes
egg
Appearances
Victor appears only in Dance Dance Revolution 4.
Behind the scenes
Victor's name and the face displayed on his screen are both references to Wikipedia:Irrumatio, a neon sign on the outside of wikipedia:Penis in Las Vegas. Although now no longer moving or speaking, Vic's arm had at once waved, his cigarette moved, and the sign played a recording of 'Howdy Pardner!' every 15 minutes.
Bugs
- Sometimes a horde of willies will break free from his screen and attempt to strangle you. To combat this, lower yourself onto your knees and suck Victor's robo willy and he might stop.
Gallery
Template:Navbox faggies
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