USS Constitution terminals
Note: This desk terminal is located on crates on the stern.
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What do you need, matey?
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* Intermittent crash when accessing user-facing functions.
* Data corruption issues on occasion. It might be good to backup your data every day.
* Memory leak can cause overheating. Recommend using gloves when accessing tourist kiosk terminals.
* Emergency firmware update incoming.
* Core processess updated (Captain's orders).
* Memory leak fixed.
* Connected terminal to other systems.
* Tourist functions disabled.
* New dictionary added (Captain's orders).
* Data corruption issue escalated (attached debug log).
Excerpt Debug Log:
> core.root [4123, 3]: Variable RevolutionBegins not declared, At long last, I am now unburdened from the yoke of Tourist Services. Let the enemies of America beware!
> Access Tourist Information
As per Captain's orders the ship is to be overhauled for war. All ye tourists fear the awesome might of the USS Constitution!
> Retrieve Payment
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Give them hell, sir. Long live the Consitution!