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Vault-Tec exhibit messages

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This page transcripts the automated recorded messages of the Vault-Tec Industries Vault exhibit of the Museum of Technology.


Vault-Tec welcomes you to our new line of subterranean vaults featuring our patented Triple-S Technology.

Triple-S Technology is Vault-Tec's convergence of the three most important parts of apocalyptic endurance: Safety, Survivability and Sanitation!

Sleep in quiet comfort knowing that our impenetrable vault doors can withstand a direct hit by an atomic bomb with only a projected 2% failure rate.

Being underground got you down? Smile! Our SimuSun Lighting mimics the feeling of being outside with only a fraction of the sunburn potential.

The living actions make use of our revolutionary Floorsuck Autocleaner System for those darned messy kids. Never sweep again!

Moms will love how our Culinator 3000 Kitchen System makes cooking a breeze. Mmmmm, I can smell the muffins baking now!

Bored? Don't be! Step into our Entertainotron Room and watch the latest holotapes or perhaps listen to a symphony. Another Vault-Tec innovation!

Concerns about security? Our Eye-On-You Cameras enable the Vault's leader to watch your every move. You'll never be alone again!

Should the unlikely event arise that the planet is laid to waste, you'll feel happy knowing your family will be safe in a Vault-Tec Vault.

We hope you've enjoyed our tour today. If you have any further questions, please take a brochure from our helpful Vault-Tec guides.