This is a transcript for dialogue with Wadsworth. |
Topics[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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GREETING | GREETING | Disgust 50 | If it's not one thing, it's another. Well, got to run. {mildly sarcastic} | 1 |
GREETING | Surprise 50 | This water delivery business is a complex affair. {mildly sarcastic} | 2 | |
GREETING | Surprise 50 | So much to do, so little time to do it. {mildly sarcastic} | 3 | |
GREETING | Disgust 50 | I'm so glad I got drafted to be part of Lyons' little Water Delivery Team. No really, I can't tell you what a wonderful opportunity this all is. {sarcastic} | 4 | |
GREETING | Surprise 50 | I'd stay away from the boss. He's in one of his moods again. {mildly sarcastic} | 5 | |
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Allow me to introduce myself. I am Wadsworth, your personal robotic butler. | 6 | |
Neutral 50 | I am here to look after your needs and to keep you happy and entertained. | 7 | ||
Neutral 50 | What can I do for you? | 8 | ||
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Good morning, sir. | 9 | |
Neutral 50 | What can I do for you? | 10 | ||
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Good morning, madame. | 11 | |
Neutral 50 | What can I do for you? | 12 | ||
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Good evening, sir. | 13 | |
Neutral 50 | What can I do for you? | 14 | ||
GREETING | Neutral 50 | Good evening, madame. | 15 | |
Neutral 50 | What can I do for you? | 16 | ||
HD00BuyStuff | Where can I buy more things for my place? | Neutral 50 | Yes, I believe this place could do with a bit more in the way of decoration. | 17 |
Neutral 50 | Speak with Moira Brown at Craterside Supply here in Megaton. She has quite a selection of items to enhance your living space. | 18 | ||
HD00Drink | I'd like something to drink. | Neutral 50 | I'm sorry, sir. My condensation collectors need time to fully recharge before I can continue to dispense any more beverages. | 19 |
I'd like something to drink. | Neutral 50 | I'm sorry, madam. My condensation collectors need time to fully recharge before I can continue to dispense any more beverages. | 20 | |
I'd like something to drink. | Neutral 50 | Certainly, sir. Here you are. | 21 | |
I'd like something to drink. | Neutral 50 | Certainly, madam. Here you are. | 22 | |
HD00Haircut | I'd like a haircut please. | Neutral 50 | Certainly. I am programmed with a multitude of hair shaping scenarios, if you would care to choose one, I would be happy to replicate it for you. | 23 |
HD00InfirmaryTalk | Can you explain how the My First Infirmary works? | Neutral 50 | An innovation from Med-Tek, the My First Infirmary will automatically diagnose and treat any injury you might sustain. | 24 |
Neutral 50 | It will also make any of the pesky rads you've accumulated in the Wasteland vanish instantly. | 25 | ||
HD00Joke | Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | My humor emitter array requires recharging. | 26 |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. | 27 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. | 28 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" | 29 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims. | 30 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events. | 31 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | It's common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives. | 32 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the other replies, "I'm positive." | 33 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink here, anyway?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge." | 34 | |
Tell me a joke. | Neutral 50 | War does not determine who is right - only who is left. | 35 | |
HD00JukeTalk | What does my Jukebox do? | Neutral 50 | Just switch on the Jukebox, and instantly the room will fill with music to keep you entertained. | 36 |
Neutral 50 | The music selections have been hand picked by none other than Three Dog of Galaxy News Radio. | 37 | ||
HD00LabTalk | Can you explain how the My First Laboratory works? | Neutral 50 | From the keen minds at Med-Tek, the My First Laboratory will instantly detoxify you, removing any nasty addictions from your body. | 38 |
Neutral 50 | If you're feeling the need to experiment, just set the lab to "brew" and a day later, it will produce a random useful compound. | 39 | ||
Neutral 50 | Remember that while the lab is brewing, you can't use the detoxify functions. | 40 | ||
HD00NukaTalk | What does the Nuka-Cola machine dispense? | Neutral 50 | The Nuka-Cola machine will dispense Ice Cold Nuka-Cola. | 41 |
Neutral 50 | Once you've dispensed 8 of them, the machine will have to be restocked in order to make regular Nuka-Colas ice cold. | 42 | ||
HD00WorkbenchTalk | Can you explain what the Workbench is for? | Neutral 50 | If you come across any schematics in the Wasteland, you'll be able to construct its contents on this specially designed table. | 43 |
Conversation[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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GOODBYE | I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | You have yourself a fine day, sir. | 44 |
I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | You have yourself a fine day, madame. | 45 | |
I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | If there's anything you require further feel free to ask, sir. | 46 | |
I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | If there's anything you require further feel free to ask, madame. | 47 | |
I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | I'll be sure and tidy up while you're away, sir. | 48 | |
I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | I'll be sure and tidy up while you're away, madame. | 49 | |
I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | Of course, of course! Don't let me keep you! | 50 | |
HELLO | HELLO | Neutral 50 | How very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm your new Robobutler. | 51 |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | It appears you've been wounded, sir. May I suggest you utilitze your infirmary? | 52 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | It appears you've been wounded, sir. May I suggest you seek medical attention as soon as possible? | 53 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | You appear to have been wounded, madame. May I suggest you utilitze your infirmary? | 54 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | It appears you've been wounded, madame. May I suggest you seek medical attention as soon as possible? | 55 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | I hope things are going well for you today, sir. | 56 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | I hope things are going well for you today, madame. | 57 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | Welcome home, sir. | 58 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | Welcome home, madame. | 59 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | It's good to see you alive and well, sir. | 60 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | It's good to see you alive and well, madame. | 61 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | How may I serve you, master? {sarcastically obsequious} | 62 | |
HELLO | Neutral 50 | How may I serve you, mistress? {sarcastically obsequious} | 63 |
Combat[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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AcceptYield | AcceptYield | Neutral 50 | Cheerio. Water under the bridge. | 64 |
Assault | Assault | Neutral 50 | Not very sporting of you. | 65 |
Assault | Neutral 50 | That's hardly Marquess of Queensberry rules, now is it? | 66 | |
Assault | Neutral 50 | You'll pay for that, you cheeky bastard! | 67 | |
Attack | Attack | Neutral 50 | *Sigh.* Why must you humans always resort to violence? | 68 |
Attack | Neutral 50 | Do stand still! | 69 | |
Attack | Neutral 50 | And who gets to clean up all this blood? Me, that's who... | 70 | |
Attack | Neutral 50 | Oohh. Yesss... Let's all beat up on the robot... {Sarcastic and annoyed} | 71 | |
Attack | Neutral 50 | By God, if I had hands I would strangle the life out of you! { } | 72 | |
Attack | Neutral 50 | Have at thee! { } | 73 | |
Attack | Neutral 50 | For Queen and country! { } | 74 | |
Attack | Neutral 50 | You have insulted my honor, and for that, you must die! { } | 75 | |
Death | Death | Neutral 50 | Oh, I say. | 76 |
Death | Neutral 50 | It's all going dark... | 77 | |
Death | Neutral 50 | So that's it then? | 78 | |
Death | Neutral 50 | Bzzzt. {garbled robot death sound} | 79 | |
Death | Neutral 50 | Bzzzt. {garbled robot death sound} | 80 | |
Death | Neutral 50 | Bzzzt. {garbled robot death sound} | 81 | |
Hit | Hit | Neutral 50 | Bzzt. | 82 |
Hit | Neutral 50 | Bzzt. | 83 | |
Hit | Neutral 50 | Bzzt. | 84 | |
Hit | Neutral 50 | Vvvvzzz. | 85 | |
Hit | Neutral 50 | Vvvvzzz. | 86 | |
Hit | Neutral 50 | Vvvvzzz. | 87 | |
Murder | Murder | Neutral 50 | Dear me, how unsporting of you. | 88 |
Murder | Neutral 50 | *Gasp!* Murder! | 89 | |
Murder | Disgust 50 | I suppose I'm going to have to do something about that. {heavy sigh at the beginning of the sentence} | 90 | |
Pickpocket | Pickpocket | Disgust 50 | The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. | 91 |
Steal | Steal | Disgust 50 | The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. | 92 |
Steal | Disgust 50 | Did you really need that? | 93 | |
Steal | Disgust 50 | Why do I get all the hoodlums? | 94 |
Detection[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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AlertIdle | AlertIdle | Happy 50 | It's just little old me. Nothing to be afraid of. {loudly and fake cheerfully} | 95 |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | Someone dirty and disreputable, I shouldn't wonder. {under his breath} | 96 | |
AlertIdle | Happy 50 | Here kitty-kitty-kitty! {pretending to call a cat} | 97 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | As if I'd know what to do if I found something. {under his breath} | 98 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | Why not let the robot deal with it? {under his breath} | 99 | |
AlertIdle | Disgust 50 | I'm going to look over here now. {loudly, hoping that whoever is there will go away} | 100 | |
AlertToCombat | AlertToCombat | Disgust 50 | Didn't you hear me coming? Now I have to fight you. Bloody fantastic. {sarcastically} | 101 |
AlertToCombat | Disgust 50 | Here we go again. {wearily} | 102 | |
AlertToCombat | Disgust 50 | Oh good. I found you. {sarcastically} | 103 | |
AlertToCombat | Disgust 50 | You must be bloody stupid if you can't hide from me. {sarcastically} | 104 | |
AlertToNormal | AlertToNormal | Disgust 50 | Back to the usual daily tedium. | 105 |
AlertToNormal | Disgust 50 | Thought as much. Nothing there after all. | 106 | |
AlertToNormal | Disgust 50 | Beastly nuisance. Glad that's done with. | 107 | |
CombatToLost | CombatToLost | Disgust 50 | Just what I was hoping for. Trundling around looking for something that wants to blow me to flinders. | 108 |
CombatToLost | Disgust 50 | Must we play hide and seek now? | 109 | |
CombatToLost | Disgust 50 | Ready or not, here I come! {sarcastically -- hoping not to have to find anybody} | 110 | |
CombatToLost | Disgust 50 | That's a good start. Now just keep running and we'll call it even. | 111 | |
CombatToNormal | CombatToNormal | Disgust 50 | A little peace and quiet, at last. {sarcastically -- hoping not to have to find anybody} | 112 |
CombatToNormal | Disgust 50 | Well, that's it then. | 113 | |
CombatToNormal | Disgust 50 | That's enough excitement for one day. | 114 |
Miscellaneous[]
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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ObserveCombat | ObserveCombat | Neutral 50 | This should be interesting. | 115 |
ObserveCombat | Disgust 50 | Barbarians. {with a superior sniff} | 116 | |
ObserveCombat | Disgust 50 | So much violence in the world these days. {with a superior sniff} | 117 |