Wastewater treatment plant terminals
Manager's Terminal[edit | edit source]
Note: This desk terminal is located on the cornered desk in the west corner of the office.
Email to City Treasurer[edit | edit source]
I apologize for e-mailing you again, but I still haven't received a response to my previous seven e-mails. Once again, we DESPERATELY need more funding to improve safety protocols at the water treatment plant. Current protocols are absolutely appalling, and I don't even want to think about the consequences of a failure on the local water supply.
Specialist Alan Rothchild
Reply from City Treasurer[edit | edit source]
Listen here you pinko Commie-eyed puke, I got your lily-livered defeatest e-mails. I ignored them because they made me THROW UP IN MY MOUTH! Do you understand we're fighting a war here?! Against the REDS? And the only thing standing between you and hot atomic Armageddon is ME and my base full of GIANT NUCLEAR MISSILES? Answer me this, Specialist Buttinski: if the American people are overrun by Kremlin Joe and his Chicom cronies, what good will clean drinking water be?