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Watoga Emergency Services terminals

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This page lists Watoga terminals.

Emergency Report Terminal

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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Please select an option:
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File Emergency Report

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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Please select a relevant report category:
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File Police Report

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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Welcome to the Watoga Police Department. Please note that filing an inaccurate police report could result in fines up to 1000 dollars and / or imprisonment for 6 months.

Please select the nature of your police emergency:
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Violent Crime
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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Please select the nature of the violent crime you witnessed / experienced:
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Murder / Manslaughter
Robbery
Aggravated Assault
Other
Property Crime
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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Please select the nature of the property crime you witnessed / experienced:
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Burglary
Larceny
Motor Vehicle Theft
Arson
Verbal Threat
Jaywalking

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File Medical Report

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Welcome to the Watoga Medical Department. Please note that filing an inaccurate medical report could result in fines up to 1000 dollars and / or imprisonment for 6 months.

Please select an option regarding who is filling out this medical report:
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Self
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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Please select the nature of your medical emergency:
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Difficulty Breathing
Fainting
Chest Pain / Pressure
Uncontrolled Bleeding
Coughing / Vomiting Blood
Sudden Severe Pain
Poisoning
Major Injuries (Fracture, Burn, etc)
Other (Parent / Guardian / Spouse)
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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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For liability purposes, Watoga Medical Department can only accept medical reports from the patient in need of medical services. If the patient is unconcious or otherwise incapable of filling out the survey themselves, they will be taken to Ward C to receive emergency medical resuscitation services. Thank you for your understanding.

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File Fire Report

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Welcome to the Watoga Fire Department. Please note that filing an inaccurate fire report could result in fines up to 1000 dollars and / or imprisonment for 6 months.

Please select the nature of your fire emergency:
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Major Fire Incident
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Watoga District A
Watoga District B
Watoga District C
Watoga City Exterior
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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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Watoga Fire Department only provides service in extinguishing major fire incidents only. Please make an attempt to extinguish fire using in-home Class-C-rated extinguisher. Alternately, all modern in-home robot assistants are installed with proper fire safety protocols. Thank you for your understanding.

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Minor Fire Incident
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Watoga Fire Department only provides major fire incident extinguishing services to the major districts inside the Watoga city limits. Please contact local fire services for assistance. Thank you for your understanding.

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File Complaint

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[ERROR: Complaint report database inaccessible. Please file a physical complaint form at the front desk.]

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Watoga Emergency Services - Emergency Report

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[ERROR: Emergency report database inaccessible. Please file a physical report at the front desk.]

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Complaint Database Terminal

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Watoga Emergency Services - Complaint Database

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Please select a complaint report below:
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Complaint Report #092734

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Complaint Report #092734

Okay, this is TOTAL BULLSHIT! I got shot in the leg like 7 hours ago! I called the automated phone line and it told me to come here. Then I was told to fill in the automated medical report but the servers were down so they told me to talk to the front desk. But the robot at the front desk is at the repair shop. So I talk to the robot at the repair shop and he tells me to fill out a goddamn report on it.

HOW THE HELL DO I TALK TO A REAL PERSON AROUND HERE?? I'M LITERALLY BLEEDING FROM MY LEG RIGHT NOW! City of the future my ass. I should have stayed in Morgantown.

Complaint Report #092738

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Complaint Report #092738

You guys really need to change your policy on what's considered to be a minor fire.

I ran all the way over here to fill out a fire incident report, but your Protectrons left because the fire was "small enough for me to handle myself". By the time I get back, the fire was a lot bigger. Then I had to run back and fill out another fire incident report. By the time the Protectrons came back again, my apartment was completely destroyed.

Thanks for nothing, jerks.

Complaint Report #092742

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Complaint Report #092742

I don't understand this automated medical reports system at all. What if you have more than one symptom? Why do you have to fill out a report in person after filling one out over the phone? Why can't somebody else fill out the form for me? Why are there literally no humans working at this place?

I got hit by a bus last month and I almost died because of all the goddamn bureaucracy involved in getting treated here. I'd rather call RobCo technical support than deal with this hellhole again. IS ANYBODY EVEN READING THESE COMPLAINTS?!

Complaint Report #092749

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Complaint Report #092749

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Complaint Report #092757

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Complaint Report #092757

So I filled out a burglary report last week and even sent in an image of the guy from my security camera. I was told to come in today to identify the culprit. First of all, the Protectron shot and killed the guy instead of taking him into custody. Secondly, it was the wrong guy. Thirdly, it was my next door neighbor!

I mean, we weren't best friends or anything but what the hell! What kind of operation are you guys running over here? I've heard stories but this is the biggest display of gross incompetence I've ever seen! If I see the real thief around I'm taking care of it myself!

Purge Complaint Database

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[ERROR: Invalid request - error code 0xA001C007. Please contact database administrator.]

Engineer's Terminal

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Watoga Emergency Services - Maintenance

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Report: Chief

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This Handy unit is ancient. Probably a model or two after the original General Atomics prototypes. I can't even hook him into the rest of the Watoga systems.

This is ridiculous. We're understaffed and underfunded. When can we expand the maintenance department to more than just me?

I'm not the Doctor

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Every time I even go near the waiting room, the patients swarm me. I'm the only human being who works in this office, so they all just assume I'm in charge.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a maintenance engineer. I can't fix broken bones or treat the flu. That's what the Handy's are for.